mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

this reminded me of any time you sent me your homework assignments - because i wouldn’t understand a god damn word lol it might as well have said “chicken” throughout the whole report.
mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

this reminded me of any time you sent me your homework assignments - because i wouldn’t understand a god damn word lol it might as well have said “chicken” throughout the whole report.
mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

this reminded me of any time you sent me your homework assignments - because i wouldn’t understand a god damn word lol it might as well have said “chicken” throughout the whole report.
mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

this reminded me of any time you sent me your homework assignments - because i wouldn’t understand a god damn word lol it might as well have said “chicken” throughout the whole report.
mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

this reminded me of any time you sent me your homework assignments - because i wouldn’t understand a god damn word lol it might as well have said “chicken” throughout the whole report.
mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

this reminded me of any time you sent me your homework assignments - because i wouldn’t understand a god damn word lol it might as well have said “chicken” throughout the whole report.

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

this reminded me of any time you sent me your homework assignments - because i wouldn’t understand a god damn word lol it might as well have said “chicken” throughout the whole report.

awwww-cute:

Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s ear

flyers-sinbin:

choosing a hockey jersey is like naming your first born child

my first born child’s name is gonna be jvr ;D

r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

but mostly no. 4 though :(

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

evgeniemalkin:

the oilers onesies are $100 what the fuck if I wanted to sleep with expensive disappointment I’d fuck one of the players

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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